Do we REALLY need a Gender Neutral Santa?

We never know what is coming in on our press hotline. Today provided a real corker. This writer was so mad that it was necessary to go out and find a layman who could provide appropriate language to express feelings on this totally insane idea. I would be restricted from full expression because I am….ahhh..never mind…pour an extra cup of coffee, and sit down in a comfortable chair before reading this. Have your husband or wife or grown kids stand close by in case they have to pick you up off the floor after being exposed to the latest outrage coming from the Left. Just when we wonder that the Left will do next, we find out.

The Demoncrats in their partnership with the LGBTQF gang, with nothing better to do than to cause havoc throughout society have pulled out their most ambitious project. Okay…I’m stalling since this is almost too painful to write. But gotta do it.

Both of these misfit organizations are now banning together to force all department stores, newspapers, TV, and movies to have a Gender Neutral Santa Clause….a trans-Santa who will swish into people’s living rooms? Yep, that’s what is being put together as this is being typed. If milk and cookies are there and gone the next morning, whatever you do, do NOT drink out of that same glass and toss away any dish used for serving.

Hopefully Rudolph will not go along with this latest scheme or even take part in pulling Santa’s sleigh. This is an outrage! If Rudolph DOES cave in to the freak demands now being put together, he will no longer be Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer but Rudolph the BROWN nosed reindeer. What a pity this would be. However he would not be lonesome or even different since every Democrat in the nation will have the same color nose. At least Rudolph will no longer be teased for having a red nose.

The Communist Party DemRats have decided to alter the Christmas Season, which ushers in one of the holiest days on the calendar to celebrate the birth of our Savior, Jesus Christ. Suddenly it makes sense. This is not only about slamming Santa Claus, but the most important man in history, Jesus. This is blasphemy which should not surprise us since the Dems have declared open war on the churches, which are not tolerated under Communist control.

Rev. Austin Miles
Read the rest at: Cis Gen Santa

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