Poop Bandit on the Loose in EPA Hallways

We always suspected most EPA employees were full of—well, you-know-what—but now we have proof!

Earlier this year, the EPA’s regional office 8 in Denver, CO issued an email pleading with all staff “to stop inappropriate bathroom behavior, including defecating in the hallway.”

Yes, the EPA poop bandit or poop bandits have caused “’several incidents’ in the building, including clogging the toilets with paper towels and “an individual placing feces in the hallway” outside the restroom.”

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Gwendolyn Sims
Gwendolyn Sims is a Conservatarian surrounded by CA crazies. 9/11 was her Day of Awakening and she's been waking up others ever since. God, her teenage boys, her rocket scientist husband, her two dogs, her 14lb cat, volleyball, and the Buckeyes are her life. She hopes to get back to them all after the 2016 elections. Follow Gwendolyn on Twitter at @scvbuckeye.


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