Holy Emasculation, Beta Males!

Granted, it took the Progressives quite a while, but never ones to give up on pushing The Agenda, they have finally attacked one of the great symbols of the powerful American Alpha Male–the traditional Business Suit.

man-boy suit-shorts

Why dress for success in a tired Old School Business Suit that projects seriousness and confidence when you can dress like a weak-kneed man-child? What living woman wouldn’t be attracted to a Beta Male outfitted in a skinny-cut Short Suit fashionably accessorized with coordinating loafers (sans socks, of course) and Man Purse?

Yes, the Short Suit–the epitome of all things puerile–is coming to a retailer near you. Be sure to look up that word “puerile” Betas; you’ll find it in the dictionary app on your bejeweled cell phone right next to your damp tissue stuffed up your chiffon sleeve.

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Photo Credit: David Levitz

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Gwendolyn Sims

Gwendolyn Sims is a Conservatarian surrounded by CA crazies. 9/11 was her Day of Awakening and she’s been waking up others ever since. God, her teenage boys, her rocket scientist husband, her two dogs, her 14lb cat, volleyball, and the Buckeyes are her life. She hopes to get back to them all after the 2016 elections. Follow Gwendolyn on Twitter at @scvbuckeye.


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