A Subaru by any other name would still be…a baby?

A Subaru by any other name would still be…a baby?

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Surprised baby, Dad
Surprised baby, Dad

Therapists will have their work cut out for them in a decade or two as their clients come in to work out the issues stemming from their parents (and I use that term loosely) saddling them with brilliant and impossible to spell or pronounce pop culture-inspired monikers.

The Social Security Administration released its 2013 list of top U.S. baby names. It includes these gems:  Subaru, Daeneryses, Khaleesis, Jceion, Xzaiden.

Good luck in life little Khaleesis. I’m sure in 25 years your name will be just as popular as your mom’s ill-thought out tramp stamp.

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Photo credit: Gonzalo Merat

 

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Gwendolyn Sims is a Conservatarian surrounded by CA crazies. 9/11 was her Day of Awakening and she's been waking up others ever since. God, her teenage boys, her rocket scientist husband, her two dogs, her 14lb cat, volleyball, and the Buckeyes are her life. She hopes to get back to them all after the 2016 elections. Follow Gwendolyn on Twitter at @scvbuckeye.
  • Tammy

    Most parents want their children to have a uniqueness all their own, and their name is step one. But there’s a happy medium in there somewhere between naming your child John or Mary Smith and Daeneryses. Best comment on the post goes to TrueVCU, “These are not names. These are how you open a portal to a dimension of torment and suffering for your child.”